Your Lucky Stars
The 'Tech Savvy', 'Items Hardly Ever Forgotten', and 'Unhealthy' Individual ~
Perhaps you stay too busy....?
Assuredly you're a patient soul; a life changing vacation is indicated - designed to offer memories.
I'm thinking lots of folks go away, but didn't encounter a "dream spot". Without that 'wouldn't mind living here' draw lots of times we review a vacation as just plain work! My 5 trips to Aruba, however, give me pleasant thoughts on days when NONE are to be had...
If at all possible, try getting some of the health back. Light to moderate exercise may spruce up the joints or give you that extra reason to stay off the couch.